i love your name "danny guarantee"
Thanks! It rolls off the tongue better than you'd think!
Voice Actor
Age: 30s–40s
Voice: Extremely deep, booming, rough, and intimidating.
Built like a hundred brick houses stacked on top of each other, Brutus is a criminal who treats brute force as the solution to just about everything. He's been arrested more times than anyone can count, but putting a guy like Brutus behind bars is one thing—finding bars that'll hold him is another.
Ooh, an expensive car. Don't mind if I do... Hey, that's a nice statue! Yoink!... Okay, THAT is a nice office building... Ah, what the hell. I'll take that too!
I've had enough of you, Lebowski! I'm gonna turn you into burger meat! (Checks watch) Ah, crap! My court hearing! This ain't over, punk! Next time I see you, we're finishing this!
First time in the slammer, huh? Well, here's some advice: find the biggest guy in the yard and beat the hell outta him. …Wait a minute. I'M the biggest guy! (Beating himself up.) OOF! AGH! GRRAGH! OW! HEY—PUT ME DOWN! NO! NO! HAVE MERCY! AAAAAAAAGH! (SOMEHOW throws himself through several walls)
