StickWorld: Anything Goes!

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Officer Jim
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Officer Jim

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Age: 30s

Voice: Calm, dry, and completely deadpan, with the straight-faced authority of an old-school policeman. The more ridiculous the situation, the more seriously he should deliver it.

An old-fashioned cop who approaches even StickTown's most absurd situations with complete, unquestioning seriousness. Observant and well-meaning, Jim has a strange talent for stumbling onto genuine clues while having absolutely no idea how bizarre any of this is.

Voice description:
  • male adult
  • Frank Drebin
The sides they read from:
  • Tell me something, Rivers. Do you believe in God? (“...What?”) God. Almighty. Creator of Heaven and Earth. (Takes another sip of coffee.) Because he's across the street, and I think he's up to something illegal. (Rivers looks. Sure enough, God is conducting an extremely shady transaction in an alley.) We should probably look into that.

  • Hey! You got a license for that? (The criminal stops and hands him one. Jim studies it carefully.) Huh... I guess you DO got a license for that. Alright. On your way.

  • Afternoon, ma'am. Do you have any idea how fast you were going? (“No.”) That's unfortunate. I was hoping you did. My speedometer's broken and I left the radar at home.