StickWorld: Anything Goes!
Generis for Officer Jim
Officer Jim
Age: 30s
Voice: Calm, dry, and completely deadpan, with the straight-faced authority of an old-school policeman. The more ridiculous the situation, the more seriously he should deliver it.
An old-fashioned cop who approaches even StickTown's most absurd situations with complete, unquestioning seriousness. Observant and well-meaning, Jim has a strange talent for stumbling onto genuine clues while having absolutely no idea how bizarre any of this is.
- male adult
- Frank Drebin
Tell me something, Rivers. Do you believe in God? (“...What?”) God. Almighty. Creator of Heaven and Earth. (Takes another sip of coffee.) Because he's across the street, and I think he's up to something illegal. (Rivers looks. Sure enough, God is conducting an extremely shady transaction in an alley.) We should probably look into that.
Hey! You got a license for that? (The criminal stops and hands him one. Jim studies it carefully.) Huh... I guess you DO got a license for that. Alright. On your way.
Afternoon, ma'am. Do you have any idea how fast you were going? (“No.”) That's unfortunate. I was hoping you did. My speedometer's broken and I left the radar at home.