"i had to face this fact a long time ago i could either try to change that part of myself which is an unwinnable waror i could try focusing on being like a vaguely half decent person so at least the shit i inevitably blurt out from deep down isnt all that bad"

"sir are you familiar with jupiter you mean like the planet?yeahwell its that big sirhmm that sounds pretty big i have a question is it jupiter?yes sir, earth is literally under seige by planet fucking jupiterOH SHITanyway later"

say something you think would fit!