Homestuck Voice Acting (BETAS)

Homestuck Voice Acting (BETAS)

Project Overview

Hello! This is a non-profit Homestuck voices thing. We will be playing Cards Against Humanity with certain groups of trolls and kids. I will be voice acting a few characters, and my friends will also be voice acting some characters. 

Depending on how well it goes, we might even to shitposts and memes on our channel. 
Please be committed to your role if you are casted! We won't have scripts for the CAH games, but we do ask that you act like your character. It will be like improv! If you need any help figuring out your characters personality, you may ask me or my co-director. 
You don't need to know Homestuck or have finished reading it! As long as you know the general basics of your character you are fine!
                                                                   ~~~Rules~~~
Please have a decent mic! It doesn't have to be godly, but please get rid of background noise or static. 
Please be nice to others! I would like everybody to be friends since we will be working together!
Last but not least, have fun! I can't wait to listen to your auditions!

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
John Egbert
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: SmorgiGuy

I believe John will sound a bit nasally with some voice cracks then and there, but if you have your own thing for John I would love to hear it! 

John Egbert is a bit of a nerd, and he enjoys Nicolas Cage ;')))))).  He likes Ghostbusters and pranking!! He dislikes Betty Crocker and Harlequins 

  • "maybe trying to blow it up wasn't such a great idea."

  • "why is jade asleep? and also teen nanna. or, jane i mean." 

  • Since this will be a lot of improv, say something that you think would fit!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Rose Lalonde
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: wishfulFeline

I believe Rose would sound monotone with some sarcasm here and there. 

She is a Seer of Light. She is usually calm and makes her point fast. She is also very intelligent. 

  • "Even though that probably makes no sense. Since you aren't literally her, and don't share all her...I guess I shouldn't speak for you, though."

  • "I know. Sometimes I wonder how you are ever allowed to pay for meals in restaurants. It must be hard to keep a low profile when you're always overhearing odd voices whisper, 'It's that guy who has a blog.' "

  • Say something you think would fit this character!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Dave Strider
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

I imagine Dave to not really have an accent, but if he does it would be a really subtle southern accent. 

Dave is a Knight of Time, he's the master of irony. He absolutely despises puppets. 

  • "i had to face this fact a long time ago i could either try to change that part of myself which is an unwinnable waror i could try focusing on being like a vaguely half decent person so at least the shit i inevitably blurt out from deep down isnt all that bad"

  • "sir are you familiar with jupiter you mean like the planet?yeahwell its that big sirhmm that sounds pretty big i have a question is it jupiter?yes sir, earth is literally under seige by planet fucking jupiterOH SHITanyway later"

  • say something you think would fit!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Jade Harley
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: FandomFreak05

I believe Jade will have a slightly high pitched voice, she's super kind and doesn't really cuss.

She is a Witch of Space, she enjoys gardening, dogs, and nuclear physics. She is a kind soul. 

  • "he didnt want me to tell my friends who he really wasi guess maybe he was concerned about upsetting the timeline? i dunno"

  • "i can serve as a gatewaybut i cant travel to the sun myself, remember?" 

  • Say something you think would fit!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Karkat Vantas
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: eldritchHybrid

I imagine Karkat to sound a bit raspy, but not too raspy! He's an angry lil troll. 

Karkat is a Knight of Blood. He's an angry lil troll and always makes insults out of everything. I don't think there's a sentence where he doesn't cuss. 

  • "I'LL RETURN THE FAVOR IF YOU NERD UP MY MEMOS, I SERIOUSLY CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MANY FUCKING NERDS ARE ON THIS TEAM. JUST REMEMBER THIS IS MY PERSONAL PODIUM, A STUMP IF YOU WILL, FOR SOLE USE BY ME AS LEADER FOR IMPORTANT LEADERSHIP BUSINESS. GOT IT?????????"

  • "THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING. EVERY TIME I GO FURTHER BACK INTO YOUR PAST AND TALK TO YOU, YOU SAY STUFF THAT PERTAINS TO MY IMMEDIATE FUTURE. AND THEN YOU WON'T EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT'S GOING ON, BECAUSE IT'S ALREADY OLD NEWS FOR YOU."

  • Say something you think would fit!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Aradia Megido
open
Unpaid

I've always imagined Aradia to sound mature with a medium-high voice.

Aradia is a Maid of Time. She likes being "alive" and hates having to be manipulated. 

  • "and it is fair to say this attitude extends to death after death as well
    i have learned to be at ease with the cessation of being in any form it takesbut i am not nor will i ever be the monsters handmaid"

  • "vict0ry w0uld n0t be p0ssiblehe w0uld kill us all with 0ne dreadful s0und"

  • Say something you think would fit!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Tavros Nitram
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: cosplaykisses

I think Tavros to sound a bit nasally and quiet. You don't have to be nasally, but it might be a nice touch. 

Tavros is shy, nervous, and doesn't have much confidence. 

  • "oH, tHE ONE WHO'S SUPPOSED TO BE "cool", i THINK,tHE SUN GLASSES GUY, "

  • aND NOW, i FEEL EMBOLDENED TO DO BOLD THINGS THAT HEROES SHOULD DO,lIKE, sAVE THE LIFE OF A PRETTY GIRL, aND KILL THE FIENDISH OLD MAN, wHO, wHOOPS, wASN'T FIENDISH, aND YOU LOVED HIM, sORRY,

  • Say something you think would fit!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Sollux Captor
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Jojo The Robo

Sollux has a lisp and sounds a bit raspy!

Sollux is a bit of an asshole! He's got a douchey know-it-all tone.

  • "ehhhhh, thii2 2hiit'2 probably not iimportant enough two bother hiim wiith.iif he fiind2 out, he'll probably want two hatch 2ome dumba22 plan that make2 no 2en2e. and badger me iintwo doiing a lot of miindnumbiing bu2ywork. ii'd leave hiim alone."

  • "dude don't worry ii wont fuck up your memo for long, ii ju2t cant beliieve thii2 wa2 the biig rea2on you wanted 'future me' two help you open tho2e port2. two ba2iically ju2t babble about paradoxe2 and argue wiith your2elf for hundred2 of page2 heheheh."

  • Say something you think would fit!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Nepeta Leijon
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: wishfulFeline

I imagine Nepeta to sound high pitched and also be able to roll her Rs. She makes a bunch of cat puns and loves to add to her shipping wall! 

  • "you pretend to be so high and mighty but i know you're not and i know you like gameslook at that silly little bow and arrow you always type!its always there, you never furget"

  • "h33h33, of course you did. i mean a nice cat who was your matesprit?"

  • say something you think would fit!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Kanaya Maryam
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

  • *Say something you think would fit*

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Terezi Pyrope
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: cosplaykisses

Terezi has a raspy/ taunting voice.

She loves justice and can be rude sometimes. 

  • "SH3'S JUST SO R4D1C4L >:["

  • "BUT3XC3PT FOR 4 V3RY BR13F MOM3NT...1 W4S BL1ND 1N MY DR34MS TOO TH3 DR34M S3LF 1M4G3 1 PROJ3CT C4N'T S33, B3C4US3 1 GU3SS D33P DOWN 1 DONT R34LLY W4NT TO"

  • Say something you think would fit!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Vriska Serket
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

  • *Say something you think would fit*

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Equius Zahhak
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: SmorgiGuy

I kind of expect Equius to have a deep voice, kind of breathy. 


  • "I...You're absolutely right, it's disgracefulI think it is possibly time to admit I have some sort of problemI would very much like to honor my position on the hemospectrum and mistreat those beneath me, and yet..."

  • "My poems are private"

  • Say something you think would fit!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Gamzee Makara
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Valor Etheridge

I expect Gamzee to have a deep raspy voice and pretty calm. You also have to be able to go aggressive if we need it!

  • "hEy YeAh ThAt SoUnDs LiKe ThE mOtHeRfUcKiN sHiT's BiTcHtItS!"

  • "HAHAHAHAHA, YOU DON'T MOTHER FUCKING BELIEVE. you need to get more spiritually into your superstition ghost.LIKE THE MOTHERFUCKING FAITHCHUMP THAT WHAT I WASas if i'd forget to do my chucklevoodoos to you too. TO FUCK UP YOUR DREAMS.

  • Say something you think would fit!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Eridan Ampora
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Furlocke Bones

My co-director thinks Eridan should sound like a stuck-up poser! You should be able to do the double Ws and double Vs when you talk.

  • "wwhat the FUCK are you fuckin babblin about" 

  • "wwhoa karthis is nothin if not flatterin but dont you think youre comin on a little strong"

  • Say something you think would fit!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Feferi Peixes
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: uranimus

Feferi should sound high pitched and a bit "bitchy".  She makes fish puns any chance she gets. 

  • "WE ARE NOT BETTER T) (AN ANYBODY!!!!!GLUB >38("

  • "You were a lot less patient with me! When I was just trying to ENCOURAGE you."

  • Say something you think would fit!

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