StickWorld: Anything Goes!
cherylphillips for Lieutenant Maggie
Lieutenant Maggie
Age: Late 20s–30s
Voice: Firm, no-nonsense, commanding, and easily irritated.
One of the STPD's more competent officers, Maggie takes rules and procedure seriously—way too seriously. To her, even the tiniest technical violation is a crime against law and order that must be dealt with immediately.
- female adult
- female young adult
Look, Rookie, being on the force isn't always easy. Just remember to trust your training, and always uphold the law. (She notices someone casually jaywalking across the street. Her eye twitches.) Is that guy— (Maggie suddenly SPRINTS after him.) HEY! (WHAM! She tackles him to the pavement.) THE CROSSWALK IS TEN FEET AWAY!
(At a bowling alley.) You know, Chief, this was actually a pretty good idea. It's nice getting everyone together without having to worry about work for once. (She notices a bowler's foot cross the foul line. Her expression changes.) OVER THE LINE! (Maggie immediately draws her gun.) Do it again. I DARE YOU.
HEY! SLOW DOWN! (The car keeps going.) …Oh, you did NOT just ignore me. (Maggie takes off after the car at an absolutely inhuman sprint.) Maybe you didn't hear me! (She LEAPS onto the moving car and grabs the driver's door. As she says her next few lines, she RIPS the entire door off, reaches inside, and grabs the terrified driver.) I! SAID! SLOW! DOWN!