Alien: Solara. An audio drama.

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Chief engineer.
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Chief engineer of the Solara, known only as "chief", is an odd person. The chief's personal hygiene is always a topic of discussion. He can fix anything, except his own personal "aroma". The Captain keeps him on board because he can fix anything, so she tries not to complain about his habits too much. The chief feels that since he spends so much time in cryo, there's not much point in showering often. It's believed he hasn't had an actual shower in almost a year due to the time he's spent in cryo. He has a vile habit of "scratching his butt crack" with his favorite screw driver, especially when he's sweating a lot.

  • All I need is a bottle of booze, a porn mag, my screwdriver to scratch my ass crack and my balls and a place to lay down. I'm not picky, I'm not greedy, I'm just kind of a scummy guy. I'm happy with my life, and that's all that matters.

  • Taking showers is a waste of ships resources, you're just gonna have to live with my swamp crotch smell or back the fuck off.

  • We can land the ship if you want, but if we lose the port drive engine like we did the last time we landed on Thedus, don't expect me to come up with a last second miracle to save our asses. Even though I probably will.

synthwizardry
Alien: Solara. An audio drama.
Anarchist86ed
Anarchist86ed

Wow. That's... him. That's exactly the voice I heard when I wrote him.

    synthwizardry
    synthwizardry

    Thanks man! I'm a huge fan of the Alien franchise so I had to tryout! Bummed I didn't see this sooner!

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