tabooTransfiguration
auditioning for
Dirk Strider
in Little Old Place Where We Got Together (Love Shack, Baby!) - Homestuck Podfic by The Doomed Timelines
Post-canon by a few years. Implied light Texan accent at least some of the time, but no experience/proficiency is necessary.
A man can only handle so many stone rumps offending his tired eyes.
Did you just say “eye roll” out loud instead of actually rolling your eyes?
Alright, we’re almost there. Get ready for the coolest fuckin’ house you ever did see