Majora's Dump
auditioning for
Murdoc Faust Niccals
in (EXTENDED DEADLINE) Gorillaz: The Abridged Band Phase 2
Masculine voice. Low, rough, and raspy. Rude, arrogant and sarcastic. Smoker energy. Cockney accent. Arguably the most important character in GTAB. Very unhygienic and putrid. Canonically bisexual and a Satanist.
(LINES ARE DIRECTLY TAKEN FROM PAST PHASE 1 EPISODES)
"I've always wanted Rob Zombie to fondle my bollocks, but not like this!"
"I own your soul, Schewart. Therefore, I also own your catchphrases!" *cackle*
"This is the second time the management team has given me a stringless bass! How the bloody 'ell am I supposed to play this?!"