Tae Kwon Donkey - Issue 1 copy
mcMoonBall for Gecko Roman Wrestler
Gecko Roman Wrestler
Gecko Roman Wrestler is a fiercely traditional Greco-Roman wrestler and supporting fighter within the Tae Kwon Donkey Universe.
Gecko believes wrestling should be disciplined, technical, and grounded in its ancient foundations.
He has little patience for flashy entrances, scripted rivalries, ridiculous catchphrases, or the spectacle of modern professional wrestling.
In fact, his disdain for the sport became so intense that he entered it specifically to challenge Wrest Squirreler and prove the superiority of his own style.
Unfortunately for Gecko, his increasingly theatrical association with Wrest may be pulling him closer to the very thing he claims to hate.
He can also repel water, camouflage himself, shed and regrow his tail on command, and perform highly technical classical wrestling holds.
Gecko’s greatest strength and greatest weakness are closely connected: he does not let go.
This applies physically, intellectually, and emotionally. He is extraordinarily stubborn, deeply set in his ways, and nearly impossible to persuade once he has formed an opinion.
His rivalry with Wrest Squirreler gradually develops into an effective partnership.
Gecko’s signature techniques include:
Attention to De-tail
Ereptile Dysfunction: A pin so powerful that the opponent cannot get back up
His tagline is:
“Fifteen minutes can save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. but you won’t last fifteen minutes in a ring with him!”
Are you thinking what I’m thinking? Hardcore? I was going to say ‘controlled structural demolition’… but fine. Have it your way!
No one gets up after Ereptile Dysfunction!
You hear a speech and assume manipulation. I hear someone finally saying what the rest of us are afraid to admit. Roo does not make my decisions for me, Wrest. I support him because I have examined his words and made up my own mind.