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Wrest Squirreler
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Wrest Squirreler

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Wrest Squirreler is a compact, explosive professional wrestler and supporting hero within the MMAAC Resistance.

Standing only four feet five inches tall and weighing approximately 85 pounds, Wrest Squirreler is frequently underestimated.
That mistake rarely lasts long.

Active, aggressive, irritable, and completely fearless, Wrest thrives on hardcore matches, dangerous stunts, wrestling catchphrases, and spectacular displays of destruction.

She approaches nearly every problem like a professional wrestler searching for the perfect finishing move. If an opponent cannot be slammed, she will slam the environment around them instead.

Wrest Squirreler is not subtle. She is loud, physical, impulsive, and always ready to turn a fight into a spectacle. However, her wrestling mentality is genuinely useful. Beneath the catchphrases and chaos is a courageous combatant capable of seeing the entire environment as a weapon.

She is also intensely irritable, struggles with an acorn addiction, and has a not-so secret attraction to Ka Ratty.

Her signature techniques include:

  • The Nut Cracker: A powerbomb followed by a headbutt

  • Out on a Limb: A single-leg submission

  • Flying Squirrel: A high-risk aerial maneuver

  • Road Dent: An off-the-ropes dropkick to the head

  • Going Nuts: A fired-up state in which her already volatile aggression intensifies

Her tagline is:

“You’d be nuts to start a Squirrel with her!”

The sides they read from:
  • HARD CORE! BREAK THE WALLS DOWN! GIVE ME A HELL YEAH! (The second two lines are quoting Chris Jericho from the WWE and Stone Cold from WWE... the first is original)

  • Your such a Roo Fangirl! He is literally a Crab Maga apologist.

  • Call out her special moves as if she is about to perform them: The Nut Cracker! Out on a Limb! Flying Squirrel! Road Dent! Going Nuts!