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Voice Actor
Offendo is a highly opinionated robot critic who appears at the end of each issue to roast the story, characters, and creative decisions.
He believes he is the smartest being in the room and rarely misses an opportunity to point out flaws, inconsistencies, or questionable choices. His commentary is often sarcastic, smug, overly analytical, and occasionally hilarious.
Think: internet critic, comment section moderator, cynical reviewer, or a machine that has consumed far too many online arguments.
Delivery should be intelligent, deadpan, witty, and self-important.
He was literally the world's anti-bullying robot...but he was a defective model due to the wrong wires touching - so instead his programming makes him bully everyone.
He also broke off his own "thumbs up" and turned them into two really big middle fingers instead.
He pretty much has one roast paragraph per issue.
You paid money for this? Incredible decision-making
This issue is called "The Calm" which is a fancy way of saying nothing happens on purpose"
"The Storm" is next. Where you can expect even more rain
