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Voice Actor
Qi Kong is known throughout the world as "The All-Knowing."
He is a spiritual leader, philosopher, and martial arts master whose wisdom guides the resistance against Crab Maga and the Claw and Order.
Unlike many martial arts masters, Qi Kong does not lead through physical strength or intimidation. He leads through understanding. While others train their bodies, Qi Kong has spent a lifetime mastering his mind and spirit.
He is a pacifist in nature, and the absurdity is that he gives answers for bananas.
He often speaks in cryptic ancient language, and forces our characters to interpret and read between the lines.
His presence alone can quiet a room.
Personality Traits:
• Wise
• Serene
• Patient
• Compassionate
• Observant
• Mysterious
• Emotionally grounded
• Powerful through restraint
Performance Notes:
Qi Kong should never sound rushed.
Every word should feel intentional.
Avoid exaggerated "old master" stereotypes, caricatures, or forced accents.
The ideal performance feels less like a fantasy wizard and more like a respected mentor whose wisdom comes from genuine life experience and something deeply spiritual or otherworldly.
He is not trying to impress anyone.
He already knows who he is.
He is also...a giant gorilla...Qi Gong is his martial art...Kong...like King Kong.
So he shouldn't have a soft or small voice...his voice needs a deep reflective presence.
Voice Inspiration:
Imagine a man who has spent decades understanding people, loss, purpose, and peace.
A voice that can command attention without raising its volume.
A voice that makes others stop talking.
Compensation:$50 USD. (Qi Kong does have a significant story-telling nature to him - so he requires more lines than other supporting characters - so for this reason we are paying the same rate as our "Main Character".
Usage:Work-for-hire. Commercial rights required for use in motion comics, trailers, promotional content, social media, and future Tae Kwon Donkey productions.
SILENCE!!!....Now that the champions have gathered....let the enlightenment begin.
Violence is a nursery rhyme no one remembers learning.
E.I. IAIDO... AND ON HIS FARM, YOU HEARD THEM SCREAM... E.I. IAIDO. (Sounds like the old macdonald nursery rhyme...but told in a ominous dark story from the past through the mouth of a giant prophetic gorilla...I think this line is the hardest to pull off...because it can't sound like the nursery rhyme and be sung and sound cheesy...and it cant' sound like it is not the nursery rhyme at the same time...I imagine this line will be one of the biggest deciding factors in who gets cast)
