Punk Rock Devil Princess

“My name is Katherine, and I am from Padua, where my dad had lots of lira. He married me off to some hotheaded ruffian who only wanted my money and to turn me into some weak little wifeypoo who’d rub his feet and feed his dogs. I sorta took a shine to the boneheaded lummox for a while, and actually thought I loved him, and pretended to be tamed, but a girl can only take so much! Trying to get a divorce in Italy was like trying to get the Pope to dance the Hula, so I was stuck. I considered murder….and suicide, but in the end, I just suffered and became the world’s first Italian feminist. I don’t belong here. I belong in women’s shelters, on television, in Congress, working towards women’s rights, and freedom from the tyranny of men!”