The Reaper Prince

“I know. It’s good to see me, isn’t it. No need to respond, that was rhetorical. (beat) Well, there has been much rumor and speculation….innuendo…outuenndo…but let me set the record straight. According to the Time Dragon Clock, the melting occurred at the thirteenth hour, a direct result of a bucket of water thrown by a female child. (long beat) That’s a good question, one that many find confusifying. Are people born wicked, or do they have wickedness thrust upon them? “