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Corporate Support System
Voice Actor Voice Actor

Corporate Support System

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An automated employee-support system operated by Post-Human Postal Service. It occasionally calls the player without being requested and delivers useless information, new fees, morale surveys, and deliberately unhelpful updates.

The voice should sound warm, polished, and professionally reassuring while delivering deeply unsettling information. It should never acknowledge that anything it says is strange or cruel.

The humor depends on total sincerity. The performance should not sound openly sarcastic, evil, or amused. Every ridiculous statement is presented as an ordinary and helpful corporate service.

The actor can record the lines with or without adding a permanent robotic filter.

Voice characteristics:

  • Adult voice

  • Any gender

  • Smooth and highly polished

  • Artificially cheerful

  • Consistent pacing

  • Emotionally detached

  • Corporate training-video energy

  • No sarcasm or obvious menace

Voice description:
  • female adult
  • female young adult
The sides they read from:

  • “Thank you for contacting Post-Human Postal Service Employee Support. You did not contact us, but your account was randomly selected for support.”

  • “Your return transportation request is currently number eight million, four hundred forty-one thousand and two in the queue.”

  • “Please remain on the line. Remaining is mandatory.”

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