Jackson

Jackson is Turtle Café's newest employee... and quite possibly its least qualified.

He communicates almost entirely in brainrot slang, internet memes, and references that nobody else understands. Every sentence feels like you've opened five TikToks at once. Somehow, despite speaking what sounds like a completely different language, Jackson is utterly confident in everything he says.

He's loud, chaotic, oblivious, and has an incredible talent for making already stressful situations even worse. Whether he's trying to explain a missing muffin, asking for help, or reacting to literal supernatural events, Jackson treats everything with the exact same unearned confidence.

While he's primarily a comedic character, good comedic timing is essential. His lines should be delivered naturally and confidently, never as though he's trying to force a joke. To Jackson, everything he says makes perfect sense.

Requirements:

• Decent microphone quality with minimal background noise.

• Strong comedic timing.

• Comfortable speaking quickly and energetically.

• Active on Discord for communication.