Revolutionary (Singer Role)

The mirror counterpart to Fun Uncle, Magical Menace. Clawing his way up to second in command, this guard dog is playing the long game until he can find a way to have his revenge.

Voice Notes: soft, smooth, precise with his words

Age: 26

Link:
https://open.spotify.com/track/6rn9NqB1fhd3FwhKlPVVBV?si=8220daafe1ed49d5 

Lyrics:

“You handsome decent guys just love to tell us. That self-respect and self-restraint are good. Well smarmy words like that may just repel us. Please give us food or leave our neighborhood. You guys who think we ought to starve and still be nice. While you yourselves keep eating and grow fat. It might be better to serve up some beans and rice. Raise moral issues, maybe, after that. We see the banquet spread right there before us. We’ll take our fill and then we'll let you pull us. So how do humans live. By eating humans. By boiling, frying, roasting, toasting those who they can. This life is possible because us humans avoid the sight of their own frying pans. So handsome decent guys, hear this again. We humans only live by killing men. You guys just love to regulate our sex lives. A penis here is bad but here it’s good. Well, we think that hypocrisy just wrecks lives. Please give us food or leave our neighborhood. We know you think we ought to study carefully. The model lives of you who dine and chat. It might be better to serve up some beans and rice. Raise moral issues, maybe, after that. We see the banquet spread right there before us. We’ll take our fill and then let you pull us. So how do humans live. By eating humans. By boiling, frying, roasting, toasting those who they can. This life is possible because us humans avoid the sight of their own frying pans. So handsome decent guys hear this again. We humans only live by killing men”

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