egglover47
auditioning for
Kidnapper 2
in Mushoku Tensei Abridged - Episode 3
As his name implies, he’s not exactly an upstanding citizen. He’s been paid to kidnap Eris on behalf of someone else, but of course, his nefarious plans are swiftly thwarted in the dumbest way possible.
He is an older guy with a nasally voice and a chavvy, roadman-esque manner of speech. (A dialect of English spoken mostly in North London and some rougher surrounding towns such as Stevenage and Luton. If you're unfamiliar, there are some guides to the dialect online).
(And if you’re wondering, there was a Kidnapper 1 in an early draft of the script, but his scene got cut, so only Kidnapper 2 remains.)
Oi! What are you on, mate?
[Starting a fight] Right, fuck your tenner! Come on then bruv! I’ll chef you up!