Evil Paul

A member of Villain-Name-Final.txt and possibly the strangest villain Armourless has ever encountered. Despite being an incredibly dangerous threat, Evil Paul has almost no interest in actually fighting. Instead, he spends his endless energy jumping between random thoughts, strange ideas, and conversations that nobody else can follow.

Behind his chaotic personality is an incredibly intelligent mind. Evil Paul notices things others miss, solves impossible problems, and somehow manages to be one of the smartest people in the room, despite looking like he has forgotten what the room is for. His greatest ability is completely derailing any situation. Whenever he meets Paul Balls, the two immediately stop whatever battle is happening and start discussing the most pointless topics imaginable, leaving everyone else confused as they debate things like refrigerators, cheese, or whatever random thought appears next.

Nobody understands why Evil Paul refuses to fight Paul, including Evil Paul himself. He simply exists as one of the villains, somehow earns the highest pay, and contributes in ways that make absolutely no sense.

Voice Direction:
Looking for a voice with endless energy and unpredictable delivery. Evil Paul should sound chaotic, curious, and constantly distracted, but able to suddenly become calm, intelligent, and surprisingly insightful. Think someone who seems completely random until they say something that proves they were paying attention the entire time.