Carsona-Dubs
auditioning for
Mr Handy #7
in Fallout: New Orleans
XXXX is a Mr. Handy robot that's spent decades working in a mechanic's garage with his owner, XXX. While his original programming was that of a polite domestic assistant, years of living around grease, engines, and Southern slang have rubbed off on him.
He's cheerful, helpful, and endlessly optimistic. He speaks like an old country mechanic. His humor is effortless, and he treats strangers like neighbors.
"Easy now! Don't go fallin' over. I done wore out three servos gettin' your sorry hide in here."
"Well... Ain't no sense standin' 'round. World ain't gonna unfuck itself."
"I ain't seen a clean windshield in two centuries.... The gaul of some people.."