*To Kay* Fine--but only because I need Billy to Bill Nye us another A from Angel Grove's High's numero uno chemistry A-hole Mr. Wilton today.

I don't, but not everything in life is a bookworm science project, Billy. It's vibes...or intuition as you'd call it. Besides, Zack told me you used to date a girl scout, and that one nerdy girl Violet who went so far as to make a freakin' statue out of you. I mean, not even all-star quarterback Matt Cook can brag about ever being honored like that.

Bro, it's your senior year--what could possibly be more important in the world right now than getting laid?