Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, I'm...Farkas Bulkmeier, and this is my associate, Eugene Skullovitch!!

We'd like to welcome you to Ernie's fabulous and famous outdoor cafe...for a historic first in Angel Grove radio programming. You're about to witness the birth of two fine careers in broadcasting. You see, my associate and I, because of our people skills, and our report with the public, have been chosen to host this fine, and timely radio program.

Lame brain! We were teaching some of the more "impressionable" youth in Angel Grove some of the finer points of martial karate, with a romantic double date lined up fated never to be thanks to the alien scum!