Cash Wilde

LEAD ROLE

• medium pitch

• 18 years old

• rapid fire comedic timing

Cash is the unapologetic comedic heartbeat of the group. He’s energetic, loud, and possesses a boundless confidence that completely outweighs his actual skill level. He's the guy who will confidently pitch a terrible idea, and somehow convince everyone to go along with it just for the bit. He’s always extremely overdramatic when he’s around Henry.

The Drummer (In Training):

Cash has recently decided that becoming a rockstar is his summer calling and has taken up the drums. The catch? His physical coordination is absolutely terrible. His rhythm sounds like a sneakers-in-a-dryer cycle, but Henry is far too loyal of a friend to ever break the news to him, allowing Cash to rock out in blissful, chaotic ignorance.

Handwriting: Due to his complete lack of fine motor skills, his handwriting looks less like English and more like a doctor trying to write a prescription while riding a rollercoaster.

He is notoriously bad at texting on his Motorola Razr. Between his poor coordination and T9 predictive text, a simple message like "Meet me at the diner" usually translates to "Meat men fat the dinner."