Please label or define what roles you'll be auditioning for.

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Rotund Cop: [Heavy male voice]

Dang! Hey Josh, look what's going down in hall 17! Dude, forget the magazine. She's HERE!! |

See dude, I TOLD you it was her! She's TOTALLY hot!! Wait! Come back! |

She's dreamy. |

Um, what he MEANS is that's the top-secret, hush hush stuff, so we wouldn't know. We had to call Dr. Yurkovich so he can come check it out. Naw... So *heh-heh* Are you "friends" with Catwoman?

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Lanky Cop (Josh): [Tenor type male voice]

Hey, I'm trying to read about Catwoman here! How am I suppose to learn her innermost desires when you're yelling at me? |

Omigosh. Hey, wait! We're your biggest fans! We're sorry about having to stop you and everything... _ Oops |

I woulda gotten her autograph, but wotta punch. |

Are you KIDDING? That was CATWOMAN! She's the best thief EVER! Of course something is--OW!!

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Shannon: [Black woman]

Yeah, I'm Shannon. Oh. Schneider? This have something to do with that REDHEAD he met the other day? |

Oh, please. She was SO out of his league I figured SOMETHING weird had to be going on. Not really. I didn't wait on her-- Just her screwy friend. Yeah, ditzy blonde. Ordered the funkiest special we had to make. An ESPRESSO KABOOM.

*Mimic ditzy blonde girl with a Harley Quinn tone: "Three shots of espresso, four sugars, with whipped cream, cinnamon and caramel on top."*

Not that she NEEDED it. She was ALREADY wired!

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Jock 1 (Donny): [Blonde guy]

She said you'd be coming. Told us to stop you, ain't that right, Frankie?

*Gets kicked in the face: Whoof!*

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Jock 2 (Frankie): [Black guy]

Right, Donnie. These two ain't following nobody. Right, Tom?

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Jock 3 (Tom): [Blonde guy]

Let's stomp 'em!

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Bruce Wayne/Batman: https://youtu.be/jiM6V6wav2A?si=NPTqnVzkVeIBRG0R _ Self explainatory. |

Nightwing: https://youtu.be/SJBZwrIOE64?si=vFirY5q5IuafboL4 _ Replicate the version from TNBA or The Batman (2004). |

Tim Drake/Robin: https://youtu.be/W3wPDScIgyA?si=84LXrIY7R_iLdMdq _ Child voice, so replicate the version from TNBA or from Static Shock.

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BM: From the looks of it, you had a busy night.

NW: Sorry we missed the party.

TD/R: We ended up chasing MAN-BAT halfway to Metropolis!

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Dr. David Yurkovich [Basic scientist, puzzled and naive older man voice]:

This is INTOLERABLE! What are you all STANDING AROUND for? Why isn't somebody doing something? And who are you? I don't... oh. oh NO. "S-she"? Catwoman? I thought... That is... Ahem... ...A sample of an experimental FERTILIZER we were testing is the only thing missing. Competitors? Why, YES! Yes, of course... |

H-how are you, Pamela? Look Pa...er, IVY... we sort of lost touch when I took that job at Zehn. But I've been keeping track of you in the papers. I BELIEVE in what you're trying to do. Mankind is FAR too cavalier toward's the plants that give them so much--food, cleaner air, medicines... _ You're just trying to make them LISTEN. And I fear what might happen if the WRONG PEOPLE find any of your PROJECTS while you're trapped here. |

*Puff Puff!* |

Stay calm. Don't panic. You've got NOTHING to worry about. The money's in your wallet. The tickets are at the counter. Just put the bags in the back and you're home fr... _ GAH! I... I... I... |

Oooh.

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R.F. Schneider [Sleazy, pervert male voice]:

Who's there? The what? S'okay, wasn't sleeping, just sick as a dog. Eh, I feel too crummy for small talk. Let's cut to the chase. |

Sure. You're here about the food poisoning, right? I filed a complaint. Huh? Then why...? B-but I don't know anything about a breakin at Zehn! I've been flat on my back since last week! Hadda be that lousy Danish from Apollo's Cafe. Next thing I knew, I was sick all night. Shame, too. I bumped into this KNOCKOUT REDHEAD at Apollo's. For all I know, we could have... |

Yeah, wow, she was somethin'. Struck up a conversation and... Sure. Who in my business HASN'T? The botanist with the wacky immune system. Never got sick, poisons didn't affect her, The whole nine YARDS! I hear after she became a crook, her body chemistry got completely screwed up. Now she's like a walking chemical facto... _ Oh. So it WASN'T food poisoning? |

I gotta be crazy. H-hello? I... Um... _ Oh, yeah. You better believe it.