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Hannah Keaveney for Edwina

Edwina
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Edwina

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Phil's unfaithful trophy wife who hates his guts and is unhealthily preoccupied with outdoing her friends and always looking and being the best.

Should, like her husband, also have a posh British accent, and kind of a bitchy, perpetually barely interested tone of voice unless she gets mad in which case it gets very shrill and grating and even bitchier. She's roughly in her late 40s so someone with a feminine, mature voice (or someone who can pull it off) would be ideal, basically just play her like someone doing an impression of their least favorite aunt.

Language:
  • english
Voice description:
  • english
  • english (british)
  • female adult
  • english (posh)
  • british (posh)
  • british
The sides they read from:

  • *DISMISSIVELY* Well, yes, but to assume that I'd help you at all would imply that I liked you at all, and I just don't think I could stomach that.

  • *ANNOYED* Oh, do leave Gerald be, Phil, he's only 28! *MUSHY BABY-TALK VOICE* there there darling, don't listen to him, Mummy knows you just have a lot of energy to burn off, you go to as many stag-dos as you like and we'll cover the costs in property damage, okay? mmmmwah :

  • *PISSED OFF* I did NOT turn down John F Kennedy, Baron Rothschild, AND Fidel Castro ALL IN THE SAME YEAR to settle for a lazy, incompetent sack of rubbish who's content to let me rot in last week's rags! Now you're gonna break into the Natural History Museum and nab the ENTIRE Aurora Pyramid of Hope for me or so help me GOD you'll have to eat the rest of that duck liver patte through a STRAW!!!

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