Devil May Cry: Budget Cut (Baines, Enzo, Vergil, Rabbit)
Error404 for Enzo Ferino
Danteโs loudmouthed, Italian-American job broker who treats demon hunting like a high-stakes casino game. A fast-talking career criminal straight out of a classic gangster flick, he constantly tries to skim ten percent off Danteโs commissions while crying over ruined luxury suits. He is a greedy, high-stress coward with a secret heart of gold... mostly because he needs Dante alive to keep his own bank accounts from going completely under.
... ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ฏโ๐ต ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ฎ๐ช๐ฎ๐ช๐ค CHRIS COPPOLA! ๐โ๐ฎ ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ข๐ญ๐ญ๐บ ๐ซ๐ถ๐ด๐ต ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฌ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ง๐ฐ๐ณ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ณ๐ช๐จ๐ฉ๐ต ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ต๐ช๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ข๐ญ ๐ต๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฆ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ท๐ช๐ฃ๐ฆ. ๐๐ฐ๐ค๐ถ๐ด ๐ฐ๐ฏ ๐ด๐ต๐ณ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐จ ๐ค๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ต๐ณ๐บ ๐ช๐ฏ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ญ๐ช๐ท๐ฆ๐ณ๐บ... ๐ต๐ฉ๐ข๐ตโ๐ด ๐ธ๐ฉ๐ข๐ต ๐ฎ๐ข๐ต๐ต๐ฆ๐ณ๐ด ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ด๐ต.
"Look, Mr. Government Agent, sir...I will sell out the half-demon deadbeat right now for fifty bucks and a validated parking voucher. I have absolutely zero loyalty!"
"Iโm the only guy in this city who looks at a literal spawn of Satan and thinks... Yeah, I can probably skim ten percent off his commission check!"
"Dante, the truck literally split in half... Why are we still on the same side?! Go sit in the other half!"
Don't you dare apologize for ad-libbing... thatโs actually exactly what I wanted him to say to Dante at the end. You literally read my mind... bonus points for that! LMAO, honestly, what the hell, bro, that's insane.
My co-writers canโt stop laughing at this either, itโs literally brilliant. We're in tears!
Hahaha no way really?!
I had a lot of fun (as you can probably tell by my goofy giggling XD)
I wouldn't want it any other way, man. The best performances happen when you're having fun!
Even better when you have people to bounce off of too :)