1. Principal Steve RockhamCharacter Description

Principal Steve Rockham is a high-strung, perpetually stressed school administrator who looks like he hasn't had a full night's sleep in a decade. He features a prominent, bald head with a small tuft of unruly, reddish-brown hair clinging to the back, paired with oversized, thick-rimmed glasses that magnify his wide, anxious eyes. Dressed in a rigid, navy blue sweater over a collared shirt, he carries himself with a tense, rigid posture that betrays his constant state of agitation. His large nose and downturned mouth give him a naturally severe, disapproving expression, making him look like he is always on the verge of handing out a detention.

His voice is nasal, raspy, and fluctuates wildly in pitch. He naturally speaks in a sharp, abrasive mid-range tone, but whenever he gets agitated (which is often), his voice cracks and spikes into a piercing, theatrical screech.

• Line 1: "Finally. It was in peace when he wasn’t everything... but him."

• Line 2: "Somebody order two cheese pizzas and two pepperonis?"

• Line 3: "Did you remember the bucket?!"