Andreadz
auditioning for
Auto Attendant
in Dark Road Diaries Episode 5
Dark Road Diaries Episode 5
Andreadz for Auto Attendant
Voice Actor
Auto Attendant
open
Unpaid
An unnervingly cheerful automated voice for the infernal bureaucracy, the auto attendant handles possession claims, binding disputes, portal incidents, and “the nature of your damnation” with the soulless politeness of a customer-service phone tree from Hell. Should sound calm, blandly professional, and relentlessly chipper, making the absurd horror of the situation funnier by never acknowledging how terrifying it is. Think “corporate IVR system,” but for demons.
Language:
- english
Voice description:
- female adult
- english (american)
The sides they read from:
For possession services, say “possession.” For binding disputes, say “binding.” For portal-related incidents, say “portal.” For all other inquiries, please briefly describe the nature of your damnation.
Recognized categories include owner, holder, claimant, witness, tempter, sponsor, adversary, guarantor, and next of kin.
Thank you for contacting the Office of Transitional Occupancy and Vessel Management. Your damnation is important to us.
