[Eileen is complaining to Patrick about needing to teach about spirits and demons, and Patrick is surprised she's complaining about a job she loves] Patrick, teaching is my passion! There’s nothing I love more than using psychological tactics to shape young manipulable minds. But it’s no fun if the most they’re going to use that knowledge for is determining whether or not to throw salt on their house every August to ward off evil lefthanders or whatever!

[Eileen is throwing shade about Morgan, one of her co-teachers] The kids like her because she’s the talk of the town in the boys’ locker room. It’s not like what she teaches has any impact on their lives either. Freakin’ social skills? Who needs social skills? It’s like teaching English. All the people here already speaks good.

[putting on her fake-friendly tone after being accused of not believing in demons and spirits, saying that they're "bull"] Bull? Bull?! Now why in the sinister world would I say that the cornerstone of our history and culture is bull? Look at our mayors back there, they seem terrified that you would even insinuate such an idea! …Unless… [chuckles deviously] …maybe it is.