"Alastor! Pleasure to be meeting you, sweetheart, quite a pleasure! Excuse my sudden visit, but I saw your fiasco on a picture show, and I just couldn't resist! What a performance! Why, I haven't been that entertained since the stock market crash of 1929! *laughs* So many orphans."

"This ridiculous thing you're trying to do! This hotel! I want to help you run it."

"If you ever say that again, I will tear your soul apart and broadcast your screams for every other disrespectful WRETCH who dares to question me."