As a newcomer, you live dangerously. Most of the people in here are assholes, not honest people, like me. But don't worry, we guards will look after you. It's a very strenuous job. It would be a little easier if you could help us out with a small donation, then we can also help you more easily if one of the cult lunatics tries to talk your ear off or some of the pigs from the New Camp want to beat you up.