Sinister Recluse
MochinVA for Kyle Ling
Kyle Ling is a hyperactive man who is passionate about keeping Plainwood safe from spirits and demons. He is stubborn and opinionated and will continually persist and annoy others until he gets what he wants. He has a tendency to speak extremely fast and stutter between his words when he gets too into his conversation. His voice is high, and slightly breathy and nasally
- english
- male adult
- male senior
[announcing an ad for his restaurant on the radio] Are you hungry? Think about it! When was the last time you ate? It’s early in the morning! It must be what? 8:04 or something? When did you last have dinner? And no, dessert doesn’t count, you heathen! Stop soiling your taste buds with all that unwarranted sugar.
[continuing his ad] Anyway, still hungry? Need some salt in your diet? Salt to overpower those disgusting desserts you put in your system? Cool! Great! Come to the Snowstone Lodge. We have food. This has been Kyle Ling, head caterer, not to brag, mic drop!
