Les Miserables Full Musical Cover Gender Swap
HaidenG for Madame (Monsieur) Thenardier
Madame Thenardier's equally scheming husband. While his wife tends the inn, he helps her steal everyone blind. He is extremely cruel to Cosette, treating the young boy like a slave. He clearly has no care for him whatsoever. When Valjean comes to claim Cosette, he assists his wife in making a good profit off him. They are later seen at Cosette and Marius's wedding, but Marius punches his wife in the face, showing them that they are no longer wanted. He and his wife just laugh it off and go off to continue robbing from people in their inn.
Very rough and scratchy/screechy voice. Cockney accent. Some belt notes. Most appropriate for a tenor.
*Please tell me what your vocal range is and any vocal training you may have*
That would quite fit the bill
If she hadn't so often been ill
Little dear, cost us dear
Medicines are expensive, M'sieur
Not that we begrudged a sou
It's no more than we Christians must do!
One thing more, one small doubt
There are treacherous people about
No offense, please reflect
Your intentions may not be... Correct?
Now look who's here
The little madam herself!
Pretending once again she's been 'so awfully good',
Better not let me catch you slacking
Better not catch my eye!
Ten rotten francs your mother sends me
What is that going to buy?
Now take that pail
My little 'Mademoiselle'
And go and draw some water from the well!
We should never have taken you in in the first place
How stupid, the things that we do!
Like mother like daughter, the scum of the street.
Eponine, come my dear, Eponine, let me see you
You look very well in that new little blue hat
There's some little girls who know how to behave
And they know what to wear
And I'm saying thank heaven for that.
Still there Cosette?
Your tears will do you no good.
I told you fetch some water from the well in the wood...
