Death on the North Pole Express
hbmike for Conductor Linus
At one point, he was Maggie Markhall's handsome boyfriend, but when she dumped him to pursue a career on the Hallmark Channel, he grew bitter and began taking out his anger on his short employee, Gibson.
This year... Maggie Markhall is a passenger on his train.
He has a deep booming voice. (at least as much as possible)
- english
- male adult
- deep
- booming
- all american accents
(angry) "Big G! You will serve the food tonight at Christmas Eve dinner. Miranda, that blessed woman, is busy doing everything else! Setting up beds, cleaning windows, and whatnot. You need to start pulling your weight around here, Big G! And if you don’t, I’ll fire you, destroy your reputation, and you’ll be homeless for the rest of your miserable, pathetic life! IS THAT CLEAR?!” (turns to the customer) "Hello sir, how can I help you?"
(polite) "Ooh, well, due to the unexpected blizzard, we wanted to give our ten other guests some extra time to arrive. However, if you and your companion would like to get a head start in settling into your room, you are more than welcome to do so."
(sucking up) "Krampus! So glad to see you, old friend!”
