(Serious, no non-sense tone) "There is definitely no doubt that Gozaburo Kaiba was dead – despite what the Virtual World arc may have you believe. This must be distinctly understood, or nothing wonderful can come of the story I am going to relate."

(Starting off serious, but quickly realizing the possible misunderstanding) "And there he was – without a doubt, Seto would know that white hair and red suit anywhere. No, not that white hair and red suit…   "

(A tone suitable of telling a bedtime story despite the content being narrated)"He had unruly blond hair and better eyeliner than any woman Seto ever laid eyes on. Something about his expression was a little off-putting; that grin could only be described as sadistic. Seto wouldn’t have been surprised to learn this spirit had murdered his own father or committed various forms of assault or something."