Death on the North Pole Express
CORPSE for Detective David Darnwright (Narrator)
David Darnwright is a narcissistic detective who believes he’s the greatest in the world. Despite his cocky attitude, he’s also a genuine fighter for truth and justice.
He has a moderately deep voice, but not too deep.
- english
- Noir Detective
- american
- Dry Pan
- deep
- male adult
- Nick Offerman
(just woken up from nap, slightly annoyed) “Ladies. What seems to be the problem?”
(Calm Narration)"He glared at me, opened his mouth but was interrupted by two more figures entering from the cold. The first was a brunette woman with green eyes, wearing a modest black and white maid outfit, and the other was a scrawny young man about twenty years old with wispy facial hair, glasses, and a NASCAR hat. They were laughing hard. "
(Calm/Collected) "Detective David Darnwright. And no, I am not swearing at you. That’s literally my name."
