"Three piece rock outfit with a semi-attractive female drummer? Music to my earholes. You know, I'm not even going to wait to see how you guys do in the final. I'm signing you right now for a three album deal. See? I'm not such a bad guy after all."

"If my cathedral of cutting edge taste holds no interest for your tragically Canadian sensibilities, then I shall grant you a swift exit from the premises. And fast entrance into HELLLLLLL."