The Lavender Ladies Podcast
FlightningF for S.H.
Trans woman
20-30s. Latina.
The strong, silent type. Her real name? Sammie Hernandez. But around here, we call her the Sledge Hammer. Rumor has it that some guy once tried to poison her because he fell in love with her, you know, keep her captive and "take care of her" --Just like that Stephen King movie, Misery, and all that crap. You've seen that movie, haven't you? Where the puts the block of wood in between that guys' ankles, and gets a sledge hammer and…well, Sledge decided to return the favor. That guy can't walk now. I mean, he's dead, but when she let him suffer for a few days, he couldn't walk.
You can always rely on her to get things done. All types of voices for her are accepted.
You really don't get it, do you? Your head is so far up your ass you looped around twice.
This isn't normally my line of work but I'm just doing what I'm told. And besides, can't say I'm really going to miss you, anyways. Ta.
