"I was only dating Lucas until the minute Todd walked by. I guess that's not very nice, but I used to be kind of...like that. We hated everyone. We wrecked stuff. Nobody cared. He punched a hole in the moon for me. It was pretty crazy. A week and a half later, he told me his Dad was sending him to the Vegan Academy, so I dumped him. Does that help you at all?"

"Well now you are being a total ass. Welcome to the club."