The Homestuck Renaissance Troupe
Vrixa_VO for Sollux Captor
Gimme that lisp. Keep in mind that, when he dies, he completely loses it.
HC: Transmasc VAs encouraged. The most nasal ass nerd voice you can come up with. For non-Homestucks, every 2 in his typing quirk should be read as a 'th-'.
oh ii dont know, maybe becau2e we are 2uppo2ed two 2ave the world twogether??? ii al2o talk two you becau2e iin ca2e you havent notiiced ii de2pii2e my2elf and perpetually 2eek two dupliicate through emotiional paiin the cacophony of phy2iical paiin my hiideou2 mutant braiin cau2e2 me every day. oh my god ii ju2t had a breakthrough!!! thank you 2o much for thii2, iit wa2 great. that wa2 a joke, here type "ha". [PAUSE] now type iit agaiin. [PAUSE] there you go, you are now offiiciially the liife of the party.
[Joking, before becoming deathly serious:] nooooooo, not the ban, it buuuuuuurn2, oh god hahahaha. waiit. oh god. iit doe2 burn. 2omethiing'2 wrong, iim 2eriiou2! that horriible p2ychiic noii2e... the voiice2...they're all goiing two diie... oh 2HiiT iim bleediing... 2hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit... thii2 ii2 bad... ii have two get her iin quiick!! got two go!
[No lisp] man, being blind is dumb, can i like gr0pe y0u 0r s0mething t0 get up t0 date 0n y0ur appearance, w0uld that be weird?