I suppose an introduction is in order. I am Ivan, and this room that we find ourselves in is the cafeteria. We have a toaster, coffee maker, oven, sink, TWO refrigerators, a couple of cabinets of dry goods, and even a vending machine. All of which you are free to use whenever you'd like. Oh... there's also this radio... but... uh... stay away from that... Okay?

I was just seeing if I could salvage anything from this video gaming machine. It's not broken, there's just more useful things around here that the parts could be used for, that's all. Unfortunately, This machine doesn't have anything that I need! Now, do you think maybe you could help me find some spare parts, Frederick? I'm looking for some screws. This game console has them, but they're those ones with the stupid star shapes! Which are USELESS TRASH for me!!! So, find me some screws from something else.

Frederick! I see you've come to claim your surprise gift! Are you certain that you're prepared? We wouldn't want you overwhelmed. okay... But don't you dare try suing me for any damages that you may incur! We've made a verbal agreement that you must abide by! So, here's some popcorn. Well that reaction isn't very nice! Maybe you should just give it back!? What? You don't see how this is dangerous? Popcorn is a choking hazard, Frederick. Also, don't forget what it does to your teeth! It can take ages to clean the kernels from the thin gaps between your teeth! See? NOW we've reached a mutual understanding on the dangers of popcorn.