The SOS Brigade's New Member (A Haruhi Satire Series)
XenoVersal for Kyon
SOS Brigade straight man
Kyon's most obvious characteristic is his snarky and cynical manner, which he often uses to hide his true emotions. This results in contradictions between his stated desires and his actions, which he usually rationalizes by claiming that he was coerced into his own actions.
- male young adult
(Snarky, Cynical) Okay, asking somebody how long they believed in Santa Claus is so stupid; you can't even consider that topic suitable for idle conversation. But if you still wanna know how long I believed in some old fat guy who wears a funky red suit, I can tell you this: I've never believed in him. Ever.
(Narration, thinking to self) Ever since that day, talking to Haruhi right before homeroom started becoming sort of a ritual.
(Confused, Snappy) I don’t get it Haruhi. Everyone is here, did you invite Miss Tsuruya or my sister without telling me?
