Startopia - The Targatelli Affair
Winn Manning for Unpronounceables Agent
Unpronounceables agent - Square-jawed incorruptible American heroes. An obvious parody of the Untouchables and Elliot Ness, these Galactic Space police want the player to help them ensnare the Targetelli mob through the setting of a dangerous trap using the player as bait.
Unpronounceables should be confident, reassuring, but also streetwise and tough. Think Jack Webb in Dragnet, Kevin Costner in the Untouchables, Humphry Bogart in the Maltese Falcon.
Approx seven lines/ around 250 words total.
- english
- male adult
- new york
- american
- video game
So, you've got trouble with the Targatelli Family? The Podfather on your case? Well we're here to take care of it. We're agents of the Galactic Precinct of the Space Police. The Bureau's called the Tsskk'skk'kskk'. The crims call us the Unpronouceables.
We got a plan. We want ya to build up this station so it attracts the attention of the Targatelli. Then you get the Family so angry that they send the whole mob in. We nab 'em in one raid. So what you gotta do is cough up the dough a few times, get 'em used to easy energy, then refuse to pay them. Sure it'll be tough but we gotta stamp this racket out.
