Mistletoe - (Fantasy/Drama/Comedy Story)
themenguin for Rita (Androgynous news reporter)
An androgynous news reporter with a ravenously-vibrant personality. Rita is essentially a Monty Python sketch in human form and would seem to be, by most people's standards; utterly insane.
"Ohhhh frizzles me nizzles! How the dizzles are ya doin' over there in...oh. Yup, Mystery Johnson it seems as though a couple of deep-veined trombonists from the northern realms have really gone and done it this time!"
"Absolutely pathetic Johnson, what are you? 6 years old? Mystery Johnson, everyone and their patron saints know that the answer is none. They never clean that out, they left it, even after the body had been fished out!!!"
"And do tell me, you bastard. What was it? The spawn of this gentleman you speak of?"
total effie vibes omfg
I was going for a little bit more Sardonyx, but I'll take it! Lol