The Homestuck Renaissance Troupe
cerberusvox for Rose Lalonde
Witty and sardonic, the ideal Rose thrives in her playful, mischievous nature, and buries her true feelings under a guise of complicated mind games and passive aggresssion. She never acknowledges her emotions until it's too late, instead choosing to rebelliously lash out and destroy what she can instead of dealing with her feelings even a little bit.
Please do not just copy the pilot. We want to hear YOUR Rose.
HC: Preference towards medium-to-low feminine voices, though accepting any! Very deliberate with her words, providing a silky/velvety lilt that makes her sound oh-SO very intelligent.
NOTE: May also including playing Jasprosesprite, Candy!Rose and Meat!Rose (Rosebot), and my favorite, Drunk af! Rose.
POST-CANON: In Candy, Rose meets the mundane absurdity of their spiraling timeline with quiet despair and apathy. In Meat, she is (manipulated into) abandoning her domestic life to pursue relevance, no matter the moral and personal cost. Either way, she is unsatisfied, emotionally wrought and dealing with it in the only way she knows how: by finding something to sabotage. And we love her for it!!
@art by one of our HRT artists, macau1ay on tumblr!
- female young adult
- female adult
- female teen
[Playful banter:] You know you like the mannequin dick. Accept it. Let's put this into perspective. You put up with the puppet prostate because you love it. Also, coarse is a good word. [PAUSE] Are you going to start rapping about this? [AHEM] Prong of flesh bereft of home. Found solace 'twixt a cleft of foam.
I should have gone looking for her. Why didn't I? John went to look for his father. It would have been normal of me. I can't remember what I was trying to prove anymore. For some reason, despite all the danger, I never thought she was in any trouble. I never believed she would actually die. I grew up with the feeling that something more significant had always been meant for her. That she was a heroine displaced in some way, resigned to the inglorious duty of raising me, and preparing me in her way. I didn't actually need the ectobiological verification that she was like a mother and a sister at the same time. I always understood that somehow. And I felt she had knowledge and ability beyond what she let on. It was always intimidating, but nonetheless a source of respect which was childishly begrudging on my part. I think she was just waiting for me to catch up with her. But now I can't. [Pause] I could stop being so cowardly, for once. I could short circuit this endlessly expanding game of chess we're playing, just like Jack decided to do. Maybe I will go kill Jack myself. Right now.
[HSBC, Rosebot talking to Dirk. Intimate and intense:] For all my temporary discomfort with the prospect of settling down on Deltritus and starting what could very loosely be considered a family with you, I want you to know that my heart is in what we're working towards and that I'm happy to be here with you. Not drifting around in a constrictive, small pond, getting caught up in trivialities like politics and celebrity and romance, but saving the fucking universe.