Ethelia: The Audio Recreation [Call 1: The Narrator, Gods and Goddesses]
Lyssarie for Yulla
Exos soon grew weary of the lack of celebration and courting in the world… They decided to brew a previously toxic concoction known only to the Primordials: alcohol. Once done, they took the first finished bottle of alcohol and mixed it with his essence. He then poured it into a cornfield. The puddle rose up, and out of it rose Yulla. Yulla graced the mortals with her knowledge of brewing, and asked that they use it only in celebration. This led to more frequent celebrations, and populations began to grow. Alcohol began to be used in more recreational fashions. The Elves disliked traditional alcohol and developed their own sweeter varieties, including cider, wine, and spiced rum.
Yulla is the Goddess of Wine and Mead. She's highly neutral and simply goes wherever the next pint is to be served. Celebrations involving alcohol please her greatly, and at times she likes to indulge herself. For her, I imagine something along the lines of a ditzy college girl who has that hint of Goddess undertone to her.
Celebration is always cause for more than a pint! Have two! No, three! Order a round for the whole tavern! Enjoy yourselves!
[singing, chanting] Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall! Ninety-nine bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around! Ninety-ei... [chuckles, seeing there is no alcohol left behind the bar] Seems we have gone a bit overboard on our celebration.
[Tell us about yourself!]
Aside from the weird hard-surface echo, this is nearly a perfect voice for Yulla! I think I can look past the echo for this one.