Hmm... It would appear that something strange has happened to everyone. Everyone in the academy and outside. It's almost like it was in the air.. Or perhaps the water system was tainted.. Either way we have to get to the bottom of this. My father has got all the best scientists on the case of finding a cure. So let's hope they find that soon. It's nothing against being a guy but I don't want to be stuck like this for longer than I have to.

You're acting very suspicious... A little to suspicious for my liking...

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