The Homestuck Renaissance Troupe
ToastySoda for Guardians
The guardians sure don't speak much, or at all, but that doesn't mean we can't still have some fun with them! Listed lines are a few of the crumbs of canon dialogue we do have, but go ham!
HC: Heavy trans-atlantic/old people voices for the oldies. Southern accent for Bro.
One audition file per character (ex: Bro.mp3, Mom.wav), but feel free to do as many as you'd like!
DAD: THESE MEN ARE LEADING YOU ASTRAY. SITTING ON THE HAT AGAIN WILL ONLY CAUSE IT FURTHER DAMAGE.
NANNA: A computer? Why, what is that, dear? Some new fangled contraption, like the horseless auto-boxcar? ... Hoo hoo hoo! Of course I know what a computer is, John! I was just pulling your leg! Hoo hoo hoo!
GRANDPA: Jade, study hard and keep your rifle at the ready. When adventure summons, I know you will rise to the task and take your rightful place among the DAUGHTERS OF ECLECTICA.
