(Phone Message) Hey girl! It’s me. Lorelei. Again. Hey, I just wanted to know what’s up and whatever. We need to have another girls night sometime! We could go to the movies, or go shopping, or to a bar or something. It’s been too long!

You can do this! You need to de-stress, you know? Have fun. Maybe meet a guy - or girl, there are some fine ladies on that side of town - and have a little fun, you never know. And if at any point you wanna leave, you just come find me and we'll call and Uber and party by ourselves.

Hey, but if you do leave with a hottie, one, make sure you lemme know so I know who you're with if you get murdered, and two, make sure to get their number. -- What? You can't have all the cute ones to yourself!