“Welcome in! Are you new here? Sorry, sorry, I just haven’t seen you enter the shop before. We’ve got a large variety of meats that just got shipped in this morning, so you chose a perfect time to come in!”

“I mean… I did do the worksheet, just… well… It’s not my fault it’s gone! I was doing it outside, right, and there was this really cute dog that came up to me and her tail was wagging and she was super happy and- (Pause) I swear she actually ate my homework! I’m not lying!”

“Try to look on the bright side! I’m sure someone’s looking for us. We’re never going to get anywhere with a negative attitude, huh? Say it with me now!”